Sunday, May 28, 2017

Love Dolls



Can love dolls really substitute a real lover? That is something that is up to the user of a realistic sex doll, but in reality, yes they can to an extent. The options are almost endless when it comes to choosing a life-size love doll that is right for you. There are many life-size love dolls that are on the market and will come in the likes of your favorite stars of the industry, such as Jesse Jane and Jenna Jameson. Love dolls are also made for the ladies. They make life-size love dolls such as John Holmes and many of the males in the sex industry, also accessible are realistic sex dolls that come in a different profession such as a construction worker. For the more alternative type of sex doll, transsexual sex dolls and even a doll that does not fit in to the slim and trim category.

These great companions are as life like as they get, some are made with soft and very sturdy latex, and some are made from hygienic surgical grade Latex for the perfect feel and fit. CyberSkin and IsoFoam are also offered as an alternative to the latex ones. Life-size love dolls with mannequin heads provide a sturdy and sold night of fun and can be handled a bit coarser then the ones that do not have it. Life like love dolls are great for those lonely times when a love life has gone dry. Realistic sex dolls do everything that a real lover can do, minus the touching it can do to you.

Some of the dolls will come with the sucking mouth feature that provides oral sex for the men and a vibrating, rotating tongue for the ladies. All realistic sex dolls provide a deep tight anus, be it male or female. Male dolls have a penis that is always hard and some will vibrate along with the testicles and may be removable. Women sex dolls have very firm breast and hard nipples that are very inviting to touch and play with alone with a deep tight vagina. Some of the body parts can be removable and used for a hand held masturbator for both men and woman and are easy washable. Love dolls can take a considerable amount of weight, if you care to sit on one and give it a try.

Massage and love oils are always welcomed to be rubbed on the dolls, they are easy cleanable and help keep the friction to a minimal when playing with your love doll. Almost anything can be applied to a life-size love doll; you may want to check the package for the heat and weight restrictions as a precaution to yourself and the doll. Always take care of the doll by washing it after each use and storing it in a safe place. This will ensure that it will last a long time as a lover.

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Autoblow 2 Warning



I can no longer in good conscience recommend the Autoblow 2 to my readers.  This is due to the numerous complaints I have received from you including the following:


  • The sleeve does does last more than 2-3 uses.  Splits easily.

  • The sleeve smells bad!  Even after multiple washes.

  • Does not come with a cap.

  • The motor is LOUD! 89 decibles (same as an average car motor).

  • Claims that it is "Hands Free", but it's not.

  • No return policy due to the nature of the product.

  • Machine is ridiculously big. 

There are certainly other alternative on the market that are worth your money, such as the Fleshlight, which has always scored high with our readers .

Old review ...........................................................................................................................

The Autoblow 2 is an automatic BJ machine with an electric motor that can stroke the “member” for up to 1,000 hours. I have been hearing a lot of hype about this toy so I decided to order one for  myself and give you my review.  Here are my findings.

ORDERING PROCESS

Ordering the machine from the Autoblow 2 website was a breeze.  There were no problems navigating the website and paying for my order in an efficient manner.  Be advised that you will be asked to specify a sleeve size (A, B, or C).  After my order was complete I was told a package containing the machine and the insert sleeve would arrive in next several days. The days of waiting felt like weeks as I imagined the type of sensations I was soon to experience. I had to wonder if it was going to change my outlook on masturbation and forever ruin sex with actual humans.

THE UNBOXING

First off, this thing is a lot bigger than you think. Roughly the size of a 2-liter bottle of soda, with an exterior resembling R2-D2 and a silicon mouth that sports an unsettling wry grin. I reached inside the exoskeleton and felt, what appeared to be, three rings covered in beads. Sort of like the beads you’d use to make bracelets at camp.

THE SOUND

Honestly, this sounds like a giant sex toy. I guess the closest thing I'd compare it to would be windshield wipers. With the sheer power it generated, I have to admit I was slightly fearful that my d*ck was going to get ripped off and the blood would cause an electric shock. It wasn’t the pain I was afraid of, but rather what it would say in my obituary in the newspaper.

THE SLEEVE
The insert looks and feels like your standard-issue pencil-stroker. It was, perhaps, a little bit thinner than usual and the little mouth on the front smiles at you like the Mona Lisa. Obviously I moved it around and made it talk. I think the funniest thing I made it say was: “You had me at hello.”

THE FEEL

It’s hard to explain the feeling as anything but weird. Very nice, but also vaguely familiar. For the most part, yes, it feels like you’re getting a BJ. But the mechanical sound and consistent motion takes you out of it. Not to say it doesn’t feel pleasant. It'll never replace the touch of a human being — but revealing your vinegar stroke face without any judging eyes gives a nice added element of privacy.

OVERALL

The machine has a few shortcoming but I am sure they will be fixed in later versions, but for now I would definitely recommend this device.